what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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