hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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