Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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