I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
We smell like vodka and hangover
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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