Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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