you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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