so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Im part way to drunk.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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