Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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