its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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