I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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