uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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