I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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