i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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