Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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