i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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