I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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