whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think I won the penis lottery.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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