I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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