Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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