She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
You were trust falling into bushes
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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