found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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