Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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