Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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