I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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