It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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