Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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