So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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