Dual....:-)
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The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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