You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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