STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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