FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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