Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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