soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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