it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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