The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
My penis needs a shock collar
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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