Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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