genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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