I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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