**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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