We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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