i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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