it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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