i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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