I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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