she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
