dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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