Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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