Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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