Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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