I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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